The court of everyday drama
Small disputes.
Officially petty.
Turn your screenshots into an AI-issued Petty Citation. Bring the receipts, hear the verdict, and let the group chat take the stand.
Two free citations per week. No legal authority whatsoever.
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Entertainment, not legal advice
Both sides can bring evidence
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From evidence to verdict
Your group chat.
Now in session.
Stolen leftovers. Last-minute cancellations. That suspiciously brief “k.” Give everyday disagreements a little ceremony.
Illustrative citation · Case 0042
The missing dumplings
Sentence: replace the dumplings and deliver one iced coffee. Labels are not suggestions.
PettyBench.com · For entertainment only
Enter the evidence
Upload 1–3 screenshots of a text exchange, a Venmo request, or the scene of the petty offense. Remove sensitive details before sharing.
Choose your bench
Start with the Standard Bench, or unlock personalities like The Toxic Bestie and Couples Mediator. Your citation includes fault percentages, a Cringe-O-Meter, and a playful sentence.
Serve. Defend. Deliberate.
Share a Serve This Clown link. The defendant gets 15 minutes to submit counter-receipts, while up to 10 friends can weigh in through the Live Jury Box.
AI can misread context. A playful ruling is never a substitute for an honest conversation.
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Start small. Stay petty.
File for free. Choose a retainer for regular drama, or a one-off unlock when the case calls for it.
Small Claims
$0
Two citations per week, the Standard Bench, one serve link per case, and a watermarked shareable receipt.
Judge on Retainer
$3.99 / week
Or $24.99 per year · recurring subscription
Unlimited receipt audits, all judge personas, comeback drafting, and Red Flag Radar for patterns across your uploads.
Post Bail / Appeal
An emergency appeal with counter-evidence, or a record-expungement unlock.
$1.99 per unlock
Repeat Offenders Group Docket
A permanent group rap sheet, petty fines tracker, and annual Petty Wrapped.
$14.99 / year
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
The bench is open
Let the receipts speak.
Your next group-chat debate deserves more than a poll. File your first petty case and make it official.
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